Marylander. Fat Girl. Sociology Major. Borderline Alcoholic. Bookworm. Neo-Soul Music Lover. TVD FANDOM IS LIFE.
Theme made by Max Davis.
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
(Source: burqalicious)
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
thats when shit got real
(Source: seventhdevil)
